Welcome to the Cafeteria of Desperation, where the only thing more endless than the space between us and the nearest rescue beacon is the despair in your heart.
We serve a wide range of mediocre meals, because who needs quality when you're stuck on a sinking ship?
Don't forget to try our special of the day: "I'm Not a Lawyer, But..."
Price: 10 space credits
Rating: 2.5/5 stars (out of 5)