Here at Space Laser 9000, we're not just building lasers. We're building legends. Our top-secret laser programs are the stuff of intergalactic myth.
Our team of expert laser engineers are working tirelessly to bring you the most advanced, most powerful, and most ridiculously expensive lasers in the galaxy.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Program Laser 9000 for a taste of what we're working on.
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, visit our Top Secret Laser Program Beta Testing for the chance to test the limits of our laser technology.