Step 1: Gather Ingredients of the Gods
1. 1 lb of spaghetti. Yes, just spaghetti. Don't even think about it.
2. 1 jar of taco sauce. Not just any taco sauce. Only the kind that's been blessed by the gods.
1. Heat the water. Not just any water. Water that's been infused with the essence of a thousand suns.
2. Add the spaghetti. Don't overcook it. The gods are watching.
1. Add the taco sauce. Not just any taco sauce. The kind that makes the gods weep with joy.
2. Stir. Don't just stir. Stir like your life depends on it.
1. Add the toppings of your choice. Not just any toppings. Toppings that will make the gods dance the salsa.
2. Sprinkle cheese. Not just any cheese. The kind that's been blessed by the dairy gods.
1. Add the finishing touches. Not just any finishing touches. Finishing touches that will make the gods weep with envy.
2. Serve. Not just serve. Serve with pride, knowing you've created a dish fit for the gods.
Congratulations, you've completed the Spaghetti Taco Recipe!
Or, you know, just serve the spaghetti. We won't judge you.