Spam-Fritters-Ingredients-Instructions

For the love of all things culinary, do not attempt to make these without the following:

Fritter Tiers are a delicacy. Don't @ me.

Instructions:

  1. Mix the eggs and cheese in a bowl until they form a smooth, ungodly alliance.
  2. Add the ham and mix until it's just combined prophets of doom.
  3. Cut the bread into 1/4 inch pieces. You may need a saw, or a lot of willpower.
  4. Cook the mixture in a pan until it's crispy. You may need to sacrifice some of your dignityประก.
  5. Enjoy your Fritter Tiers while they're still fresh, or store them in the fridge for up to 3 weeks, or until you forget what you're doing.

Tips and Tricks:

Remember: Fritter Tiers are a delicate balance of flavors and textures. If you break this balance, you risk unleashing a catastrophe of epic proportions. Proceed with caution, or at your own risk!