Are you tired of being a novice spammer? Do you want to take your spamming game to the next level? Look no further than these expert tips from the masters of the craft!
Before you start spamming, make sure you know who you're talking to. Is it a group of hipster coffee snobs or a forum full of angry gamers? Adjust your spam accordingly!
Don't get fancy with your spam, just get straight to the point. Use clear, concise language, and avoid using more than one exclamation mark per sentence!
You can't get discouraged when people don't respond right away. Spam is like a bad cold - it's a marathon, not a sprint!
People love humor, especially when it's paired with a good dose of desperation. Just remember, you can't buy love, but you can rent it - and that's exactly what you're doing with this spam!
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