Warning: Do not attempt to make this recipe. Seriously, don't. It's a travesty. A catastrophe. A flavorless abomination.
We're not even going to pretend like it's a real recipe. We're just going to say that someone, somewhere, tried it and regretted it. A lot.
Read the fine print, if you must.
Disclaimer: We're not responsible for the destruction of your taste buds, but we're pretty sure we're not.