Spammer's Guide to Fame: Because You're Clearly a Star

Welcome, future famous person! This guide is for you, the select few who have mastered the art of typing "LOL" in all caps.

Here's the secret to your success: Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam.

Step 1: Find a platform that won't ban you for being a menace (Twitter, Facebook, etc.).

Step 2: Post your thoughts, feelings, and cat pictures at a rate of 100 posts per minute. Don't worry about coherence or accuracy; that's for losers.

Step 3: Use ALL CAPS, multiple exclamation points, and a few too many emojis. Trust us, it's a proven formula for success.

Step 4: Engage in flame wars with strangers on the internet. The more creative and personal the insults, the better!

Step 5: When in doubt, post a picture of your cat. It's science.