Spamming 101: The Art of Subverting the System

Are you tired of being bored out of your mind? Do you want to be the most popular person in the comments section? Look no further than our comprehensive guide to spamming, the art of subverting the system, and turning the world upside down!

Here are our top tips for the aspiring spammer:

• Post about the weather. Who doesn't love talking about the weather?
• Use ALL CAPS. It's the only way to get people to notice you!
• Make a million new accounts on social media. The more, the merrier!
• Use a million different usernames. They will never suspect a thing!
• Make a million posts about the same thing. Repetition is key!
• Use a million different fonts. Who needs readability, anyway?
• Mention every single keyword in your niche. You can never be too obvious!
• Post at 3 AM. The early bird gets the worm, but the spammer gets the comment!
• Make a million different attachments. Who needs a boring old signature?
• Use a million different email addresses. They'll never know it's you!
• Use a million different phone numbers. They'll never suspect a thing!
• Make a million different profiles. You can never be too anonymous!
• Post on every single platform. You can never be too overexposed!