Spamming Conventions: A Guide to Not Getting Banned

Welcome to the most exclusive club in the world! Where the only requirement for membership is a strong stomach and an endless supply of free pizza.

Chapter 1: The Art of Spamming

Spamming is a delicate art. It's not just about sending unsolicited messages to anyone who will listen, but about doing so with style and finesse.

• Rule 1: Use all caps for maximum impact!
• Rule 2: Add a dash of sarcasm for that extra oomph!
• Rule 3: Never, ever, use a smiley face. It's a cop-out.

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Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Spamming Challenges for a real workout!