Dear fellow spammers, welcome to the art of crafting a masterpiece of spam.
Step 1: Choose your target: Social Media, Forums, Email, or perhaps a good ol' fashioned telemarketing call?
Step 2: Craft your message with finesse and guile: Be sure to include the words 'Limited Time Offer', '100% satisfaction guarantee', and 'Free Shipping'.
Step 3: Deploy your masterpiece and reap the rewards of a inbox full of complaints and a phone bill full of charges.
But wait, there's more! Visit our subpage on Spamming Etiquette for more tips and tricks.
Disclaimer: Not actually prophets, but we like to think we're the prophets of the spamming world.