Sparkle-Free-Zone-FAQ

Welcome to the Sparkle-Free-Zone, where the only thing we're not sparkling about is the lack of sparkles.

Q: What is the Sparkle-Free-Zone?

A: It's a place where the rules are clear, the answers are straightforward, and the only thing we're worried about is not sparkling too much.

Q: Why are there no sparkles?

A: Because we're trying to avoid attracting too much attention from the Sparkle Overlords.

Q: What's the deal with the weird font?

A: It's called 'Arial Black'. Don't ask questions.

Q: Can I get a refund for the sparkles I didn't get?

A: Ha! You didn't get any? That's the best part.