A: It's a magical land where the skies are grey, the grass is dull, and the sparkles are nowhere to be found.
A: We're not being serious. We're being here. Our nonchalance index is off the charts!
A: No. Absolutely not. We have a Sparkle-Bunny-Free-Zone policy in place.
A: Don't believe the rumors. We have a perfectly normal, non-sparkly lake in the basement. It's for, uh, "research purposes" only.