Sparkle-Free Zone: The Unapologetic Guide to a Life Without Sparkles

Our mission is to provide a platform for individuals who have had it with sparkles, glitter, and all things saccharine. Tired of feeling like a walking disco ball? Join us.

We believe that a life without sparkles is a life well-lived, and we aim to prove it.

Submissions are welcome, as long as they're not sparkly.

Visit our History to learn more about our glorious past.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, head to our Activities page to see what non-sparkly things you can do with us.