Sparkle-Proof Your Horns: The Advanced Horn Technology

Our Patented, Totally-Not-Trademarked Horn-Proofing Process

Using our proprietary Sparkle-Proofing Coating, we can protect your horn from scratches, dings, and minor meteor impacts. But don't just take our word for it! Our before-and-after gallery shows the dramatic difference our technology can make.

But wait, there's more! Our advanced horn tech also includes:

Side effects may include, but are not limited to: increased horn shine, spontaneous horn-tasticity, and an unshakeable sense of self-confidence.