Mr. Sparkles, a retired professional snail trainer, was concerned about the sparkle on his prized pet horn. He wanted it to be the most sparkly horn in the land.
Our team of expert sparkle engineers developed a state-of-the-art sparkle-enhancement system. Using a combination of rare, exotic minerals and a dash of magic, we increased the horn's sparkle by 500%.
The Sparkle Monster horn now shines brighter than the sun, and Mr. Sparkles is thrilled. His horn is no longer just a mere pet toy, but a status symbol of his impeccable taste.