Meet Balthazar McBuffoon, owner of the infamous Buffoon Bronzehandle farm in rural France. He attempted to sparkly-ify his prize-winning horned cows with the latest in horn-plating technology. The results were catastrophic. The cows began to sparkle with an otherworldly glow.
The farm's horn-ification project was a disaster, but it also became a viral sensation on Cow-Pocalypse – a social media platform for farmers with sparkly problems.
To avoid further horn-related catastrophes, Balthazar was forced to call in the experts from Brutalist Disaster Response team to contain the sparkling cows and restore the farm to its former glory.
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