Q: What is the purpose of Sparkle-Proof-Your-Horn?
A: It's a service that promises to make your horn sparkle, but honestly, it's just a guy with a can of spray paint and a strong will.
Q: What kind of horns can I Sparkle-Your-Horn?
A: All of them! Except for the ones we haven't invented yet. That's just not a priority for us.
Q: How much does it cost?
A: Free! Unless it's a horn with sentimental value, like your grandma's horn. That'll be $1000.
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