We're glad you asked! Sparkle-proofing is the art of protecting your horn from excessive glittering and shine. Here's what you need to know.
A: It's a thing of the future, where horns are not just for show, but also for protection.
A: First, you must apply a special serum of non-stick glitter-repellent goo to the horn's surface. Then, wrap it in a layer of durable, sparkly plastic wrap. Finally, perform a series of intricate dance moves to seal the deal.
Side effects may include: