Sparkle-Proofing Techniques

Step 1: Apply a coat of Fluorescent Fixation

Don't just slap on any old paint, no, no! You need a special coating that's specifically designed to repel the harsh glare of the sun.

Step 2: Install UV Reflective Dispersal System

It's not just about the coat, no, no! You also need a way to reflect the sun's rays back out of the atmosphere, like a giant mirror for the earth!

Step 3: Add a layer of Atmospheric Buffering Agent

A little-known secret: the key to sparkle-proofing is actually a special molecule that absorbs excess atmospheric particles, leaving your horn sparkling like new.

Step 4: Regular maintenance with Anti-Tarnish Mist

Don't let the elements get the best of you! A fine spray of Anti-Tarnish Mist will keep your horn looking like it's still 1982.