Anti-Tarnish-Mist
Our top-secret Sparkle-Proofing-Technique for making your surfaces shine like new:
- Apply a thick layer of our special brand of Sparkle-Proofing-Cream (SPC)
- Wait 30 minutes for the SPC to set
- Polish with a soft, dry cloth to remove any remaining tarnish
- Bask in the radiant glow of your newly Sparkle-Protected surface
Side effects may include: increased shine, decreased visibility, temporary loss of function. Use at your own risk.
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