Sparkle-Proofing Your Horn

Warning: Horn-related injuries are no laughing matter.

Are you tired of your horn falling off in the middle of a critical jam session with your cat? Do you want to avoid the embarrassment of your horn's sparkles being reduced to a dull glint? Look no further! Our experts have developed the most comprehensive guide to sparkle-proofing your horn.

Step 1: Horn-Prep

Before you can sparkle-proof your horn, you need to prep it for battle. This involves applying a thin layer of horn-armor to protect your horn from the rigors of daily wear and tear.

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Step 2: Horn-Shield

Once you've horn-prepped, it's time to add some serious sparkle-proofing measures. Our patented horn-shield technology uses a special brand of glittery goodness to deflect sparkles and prevent damage.

Learn more about the magic of horn-shielding!

Step 3: Horn-Insurance

Accidents will happen, even with the best sparkle-proofing in place. That's why we've got you covered with our comprehensive horn-insurance policy. Protect your horn and your wallet with our affordable rates.

Get a quote for your horn today!