Sparkle-Sabotage-300: The Art of Ruining a Good Time

Learn how to ruin any gathering, event, or social engagement with our expert guide.

Step 1: Create an Awkward Silence

Walk into the party with an uncomfortable amount of self-assurance, but say nothing.

Stand too close to people, but don't engage. Just exist.

Make eye contact for an uncomfortable amount of time, then look away.

Repeat as necessary until the partygoers start to squirm.

Step 2: The Art of Interrupting