Because who needs to be responsible, right?
Here's the list of stuff we've lost, misplaced, or just plain forgot to return:
Don't worry, it's free. You can just take it home with you. We won't mind.
A 3-day old pizza that's still got a faint scent of hope
A tub of yogurt that's seen better days (or at least days)
And a half-empty jar of mayonnaise that's just begging to be used
A bike with a flat tire and a few missing parts
A lawn mower that's more rust than green
A VHS player that's still got a few good tapes
A old toolbox that's got a few good tools
A stack of old newspapers that are still relevant
A broken lawnmower that's just begging to be fixed