Spent All That Money on a Segway Business Degree
Congratulations! You've made the wise decision to invest all your life savings into a Segway business degree. Now, you can join the ranks of the world's most esteemed Segway entrepreneurs and navigate your way to financial ruin.
Our Segway degree program includes:
- Segway 101: The Fundamentals of Not Falling Over
- Segway 202: Advanced Segwaying with Confidence (and a Strong Back
- Segway 303: Segwaying for Profit (or is it just for Fun?)
- Segway 404: Segwaying in a Crowd (with a Twist of Irony)
Don't forget to also enroll in our optional courses:
- Corgi Segwaying for Fun and Profit (a free add-on to our degree)
- Segway Insurance: Because You Never Know When You'll Fall Over
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