Where the meek go to become meekier.
Spicy Takedown is the premier destination for the unapologetically bold, the recklessly fearless, and the unrelentingly spunky. Join us, and discover the art of conquering worlds with a healthy dose of sass and an arsenal full of well-placed eye-rolls.
Our fearless founder, Captain Conquistadora, has spent years perfecting the art of subjugating planets and crushing the spirits of those who would dare oppose us.
Our team of experts has conquered the known galaxy, and we're not afraid to brag about it.
Visit our Takedown prophets to learn from the masters.
Or, if you're feeling particularly feisty, try our Feisty Fridays, where we dish out hot takes on the latest intergalactic news.
And, for those who just want to indulge in some well-deserved self-care, our Spicy Serenity section offers a relaxing respite from the crushing ennui of the universe.
But don't just take our word for it – come see for yourself, at Conquer or Perish. The fate of the galaxy is in your hands (or, rather, on our website).