Are you a master of sass, a virtuoso of verbal sparring, or a ninja of negation? Prove it to us!
Complete our 3 rounds of challenges, and claim the title of Supreme Takedowner!
Spend 5 minutes crafting a devastating comeback to the following quote:
"You're as useful as a chocolate teapot."
Submit your response, and get ready for the next challenge!
Write a sassy email to a friend who just sent you 17 consecutive 'I told you so's' in a row.
Conjure an epic burn that'll leave the haters in stitches!
Remember, the last person standing gets a virtual trophy, and bragging rights for a whole week.