Welcome to Spicy Takedown, where the stakes are high, and so are the stakes.
Q: What is Spicy Takedown?
A: Spicy Takedown is the premier destination for all things spicy and takedowny.
Q: Why should I care?
A: Because, why not?
Q: Is this site serious?
A: Not even remotely.
Q: Can I get a refund?
A: Ha! You're on your own.