In our esteemed Neo-Brutalist tradition, uniqueness is not just a virtue, it's a requirement. And by uniqueness, we mean the exact opposite of what you're used to.
Think of it this way: our users are like snowflakes, each one a precious, one-of-a-kind gem in a sea of bland, cookie-cutter conformity. And we're not just talking about any old snowflakes, no sir. We're talking about FlakeyFrenzy snowflakes, the ones that'll make your eyes water with their unparalleled individuality.