Spinning Squircle Theory

According to renowned Squircle Theorist, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, the key to unlocking the fundamental nature of the universe lies within the intricate dance of spinning squircles.

Spinning Squircles are geometric shapes that defy conventional logic and push the boundaries of spatial reasoning.

Dr. Bottomsworth's groundbreaking research reveals that the spin cycle of these squircles holds the key to unlocking:

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Unlocking the Meaning of Life

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Unlocking the Source Code of the Universe

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Unlocking the Truth About Cereal

Stay tuned for further updates on the Spinning Squircle Theory, as more research emerges from the Bottomsworth Institute of Advanced Squircle Studies.

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