Spontaneous Dancing: The Art of Unsolicited Movement

Warning: Spontaneous dancing can be contagious. Prolonged exposure may lead to involuntary movement, excessive smiling, and an increased risk of social awkwardness. Proceed with caution.

Causes of Spontaneous Dancing: Random Syllable Displacement, Uncontrollable Groove Sensation, Involuntary Footwork Syndrome, and Spontaneous Musical Interpretation.

Prevention and Cure: Stealth Dance Moves, Anti-Dancing Pharmacology, Distract And Displace.

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