Contact Us - Spontaneous Combustion in Outer Space

We're a team of highly trained professionals who specialize in igniting spontaneous combustion in outer space. If you're experiencing unexplained flames or uncontrolled nuclear reactions, we're here to help.

Our team is led by Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, expert in pyrophoric combustion and intergalactic mayhem.

Get in touch with us through the following methods:

• Email Us for confidential combustion consultations
• Phone Our Helpline for urgent combustion emergencies
• Visit Our Headquarters for a tour of our state-of-the-art combustion laboratory