Reasons for Spontaneous Combustion in Outer Space

1. Quantum Mechanical Fluctuation

It's just a random probability thing. Don't worry about it.

2. Black Hole Hairdresser's Scissors

They just can't get enough of the whole "tear out a chunk of fabric" vibe.

3. Gravitational Tension

It's like when you're in a elevator, but with more explosions.

4. Proton Party Animal

Just a party-loving proton just can't contain its enthusiasm.

5. Neutron Narcissist

It's all about the drama, baby.

And that's not all, folks!

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