Q: What is Regret-By-Proxy?

A: Regret-By-Proxy is a revolutionary new way to regret the choices you made in your life without actually having to take responsibility for them. It's like regret, but with a proxy server in between.

Q: How does it work?

A: We use a complex algorithm that takes in your deepest fears and insecurities, and then outputs a carefully curated selection of "what ifs" and "maybes."

Q: Is it safe?

A: Our servers are hosted on a secure, undisclosed island, hidden behind a waterfall. You won't find us, but you will find the echoes of our regrettable decisions.

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