Tip 1: Wear loose-fitting clothes. You don't want to be too tight, like a sparkler in a firework.
printf("Wear loose-fitting clothes, lest you be a human torch.")
Tip 2: Avoid flammable materials. Don't be a walking tinderbox.
if (isNearOpenFlames()) {
print("You are a hazard to yourself and others.");
}
Tip 3: Keep a fire extinguisher nearby. Not that you'll need it, but it's a nice thought.
if (isNearFire()) {
print("Run away, human, run away!");
}