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FlowerTales: A Collection of Ridiculously Over-Explained Floral Musings

Subtitle: Because you needed more information about flowers, clearly.

Flowers are the answer to all life's greatest questions. Like, did you know that the first flowers on Earth were probably made by dinosaurs? No, not literally. But, kind of.

Anyway, here's a list of our favorite flower puns to get you started:

Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, check out our Flower Power subpage for some seriously over-the-top flower content.

And don't even get us started on our FlowerTales subpage, because, well, you're already here.

Random Flower Fact: The shortest war in history was between the United States and the United States, Mexico, and the United Kingdom... over a flower pot!