Here's the latest batch of flower puns, because you asked for it. Don't worry, we won't "prick" you with too many bad jokes.

Top Puns:

• Why did the flower go to the party? Because it was a blooming good time!
• What did the flower say to the bee? "Bee-lieve me, you're the best!"
• Why did the flower go to the doctor? It had a thorn in its side!

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