Involuntary Apologies

Because who needs personal space, really?

Apology 1:

We're sorry we're sorry. Like, really sorry. Sorry for breathing, sorry for taking up space, sorry for existing.

Apology 2:

Sorry for that thing that happened. You know, that thing. We're pretty sure it was an accident.

Apology 3:

We're sorry we didn't mean to do that. Like, we really didn't mean to do that. At all.

Disclaimer:

Disclaimer: Involuntary Apologies Inc. is not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by this page. Or the apologetic spasm that follows.