Because who needs personal space, really?
We're sorry we're sorry. Like, really sorry. Sorry for breathing, sorry for taking up space, sorry for existing.
Sorry for that thing that happened. You know, that thing. We're pretty sure it was an accident.
We're sorry we didn't mean to do that. Like, we really didn't mean to do that. At all.
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