Stage 5 Surrender: Quitting Tips

Congratulations! You've made it to Stage 5 of the Surrender Program. This is where things get real.

Tip 1: Accept Your Fate

At this stage, you're probably feeling pretty hopeless. And you're right! But that's okay. It's okay to acknowledge the futility of your existence.

Just remember, surrender is not about giving up, it's about giving in. To the inevitability of your own mediocrity.

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Tip 2: Practice Self-Delusion

Delusion is key to success! At this stage, you're likely to be plagued by thoughts of "I could have done better."

Don't worry, it's just your brain's way of telling you that you're not a disappointment... yet.

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Tip 3: Develop a Sense of Apathy

At this stage, you should be feeling pretty disconnected from your emotions.

That's good! Apathy is the new black, and it's perfect for the apathetic individual that you're becoming.

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