Stage 5 Surrender: Social Media Solutions

Because you've clearly reached rock bottom, here are some social media solutions that will make you question your life choices:

1. Unfollow Everyone

It's a start. A bold, liberating step towards a life of quiet desperation.

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2. Post About Yourself In The Third Person

Because what's more interesting than talking about yourself, really?

Learn the secrets of this timeless strategy

3. Change Your Profile Picture To A Picture Of A Sadness Emoji

It's a powerful statement, really.

Understand the profound meaning behind it

4. Only Post About Politics 3 Times Per Day

Because who needs nuance, really?

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5. Create A Meme Account

Because what's more fun than being a clown in the digital circus?

Laugh at the absurdity of it all