Procrastination Rates
Our statistics indicate that 97.42% of individuals who enter this department will avoid doing any actual work.
- Procrastination Rate: 97.42%
- Average Time Spent Browsing Social Media: 4 hours 32 minutes
- Average Time Spent Playing Video Games: 2 hours 14 minutes
Escape Artists' Guide to Bureaucracy
Did you know that 9 out of 10 individuals who enter this department will attempt to circumvent our administrative hurdles?
- Average Number of Forms Filled Out: 7
- Average Number of Phone Calls Made: 3.4
- Average Time Spent Waiting in Line: 1 hour 42 minutes