Statistics of Despair - Excuse Making

According to our exhaustive research, the average person spends 3.4 minutes per day making excuses.

We're not sure if this number is alarming or just indicative of our general apathy towards responsibility, but we're working on it.

Some interesting statistics on excuse making:

73% of people have made an excuse for not doing their taxes.
42% of parents have used "my child is a genius" as an excuse for their own lack of productivity.
9 out of 10 dentists agree that excuses are the root cause of all dental problems.

This site, its content, and its statistics are entirely fictional. Do not attempt to use this information for actual academic or legal purposes.

However, if you're looking for creative ideas for your next excuse, you might find this site mildly useful.