Statistics of Despair: Obsessive Competence

Here, you'll find an exhaustive collection of charts and tables detailing the most obscure and useless facts about the human condition.

Time Paralysis Syndrome - A condition where you're stuck on the clock, but not in a good way.

Overthinking Overachieving - Because who needs sleep when you can overanalyze every move you make?

Auto-Immune Disease of the Soul - When your mind's own defense system turns against itself.

Stay tuned for more statistics to lose the will to live.