According to our completely-not-made-up statistics, the average human consumes a whopping 3.7 gallons of coffee per week. That's like, a LOT of coffee.
Or is it? We're not really sure, but what we are sure of is that it's probably too much. Too Much Caffeine
On a related note, the global average sleep deprivation has increased by 27% due to excessive caffeine consumption. Sleeplessness
But don't worry, we're here to help! Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated statisticians have calculated that the optimal amount of caffeine to consume is 0. That's right, folks, none is the answer. Don't try this at home, kids!
Or do try it at home, we're not your parents.
Stay tuned for more thrilling statistical revelations, including but not limited to: Excessive Sugar Consumption
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