432 hours, 14 minutes, and 22 seconds
17.5 hours, 2 minutes, and 1 second
42 times per hour, with an average response time of 2.4 hours
These statistics are based on a rigorous study of actual data. Not that we're judging.
Other statistics of despair:
Tech Support Call, Overly Caffeinated, Self-Care, Unnecessary Notes, Unread Bookshelves, Dirty Dishes, Unpaid Bills