Steam Engine Disables for Dummies: A Guide to Turning Off Your Steam

Are you tired of your steam engine running amok in the middle of the night, making you look like a crazy person to your neighbors?

Chapter 1: The Basics

The steam engine is like the rebellious teenager of appliances - it only listens when you're not looking.

Tips for Disabling the Steam Engine:

• Tip #1: Cut off all connections, including power and water
• Tip #2: Call your mom, she'll know what to do
• Tip #3: Use a plunger, but only as a last resort