Steam-Powered-Generators & Steam-Powered-Tea-Infusers: The Most Useless Thing You'll Ever Buy

Are you tired of your tea being lukewarm and boring? Do you yearn for a sense of excitement and impending doom from your household appliances? Look no further! Our Steam-Powered-Generators & Steam-Powered-Tea-Infusers are the answer to all your problems!

With our patented (not really) steam-powered technology, you'll be able to infuse your tea with the thrill of uncertainty and the agony of delayed gratification. And with our state-of-the-art steam-powered generator, you'll never have to worry about running out of tea again!

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Don't wait any longer! Order your Steam-Powered-Generators & Steam-Powered-Tea-Infusers today and experience the joy of:

Spontaneous steam leaks causing your kitchen to flood
Unpredictable tea infusions resulting in either a perfect cup or a scalding hot mess
Convenience! You'll never have to leave your home or lift a finger to get your tea

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Side effects may include:

Increased risk of steam burns
Uncontrollable steam-powered tea rage
Unpredictable steam-powered tea addiction

Side effects not included: any actual benefits or functionality