Warranty Information
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Our Warranty Policy
Our Steam-Powered-Generators are warranted to operate within 3% of their maximum steam pressure for at least 4 hours without breaking. However, we cannot be held responsible for any damages caused by steam leaks, explosions, or spontaneous combustion. Side effects may include:
- Excessive steam-powered tea infusions
- Uncontrollable steam-powered dance parties
- Mild to moderate steam-induced madness
What's Not Covered
We're not responsible for any damages caused by:
- Overuse of our products
- Improper maintenance
- Steam-powered ninja attacks
Subpages
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