For those who thought the Steam-Powered Generators were a novelty, behold! These Steam-Powered Television Boxes are the pinnacle of innovation. Using a combination of water, coal, and a hint of desperation, these boxes bring you not only the news, but also the weather, and a selection of moderately entertaining programming.

Each box is carefully crafted to resemble a 1950s-era diner, with a dash of steam-punk flair. The controls are simple: just turn the handle, flip the switch, and... well, hope for the best.

Features include: 3 channels, 1 working clock, and 1 slightly-functional remote control.

Specifications:

  • Steam-Powered (obviously)
  • Coal-fired
  • Water-based
  • 3.5 hours of programming per day
  • Requires regular oil changes (just kidding, it's actually just a bunch of twine)