Behold, the majesty of slightly-tolerable textured socks! These babies are like a gentle whisper in your ear, telling you that you're not completely hated by society. The subtle weave of these socks will make you wonder if you're actually wearing anything at all.
Pattern 1: Slightly-Tolerable Textured Socks
A classic choice for those who want to make a statement, yet still blend in with the crowd. This pattern will make you question the very fabric of society, but not too much.
Fabric: Cotton
Size: One size fits all (but not really)
Price: $9.99, or your soul