Lost in the Dunes
You've wandered into the desert in search of the perfect cactus flower, but now you're stuck in a never-ending sea of spiny trouble. What do you do?
1. Follow the sound of your stomach growling, because let's be real, you need a snack.
2. Build a sandcastle to call your own, because who needs actual food when you can have a sandcastle?
3. Dig a hole to China, because why not? It's not like you're actually going to find water or shelter down there.